Gracie proposes a singing contest between George and Frank Sinatra.
Gracie proposes a singing contest between George and Frank Sinatra.
McGee regales Molly with tales of his relatives in the Old West.
Gildy is intrigued by a woman he meets while vacationing at the lake.
Groucho meets a woman from Java and the son of a silent movie star, and then a Japanese woman and a man who preforms a "strong man" act.
The cast performs a play set on a submarine. Kenny Baker sings "Thanks for the Memory".
Phil is disappointed with his treatment in his recent movie, "Wabash Avenue", so he and Frankie decide to make their own movie.
Gildy tries to score points with his new next-door neighbor, but he suspects she has designs on Birdie's services.
McGee tries to contact an old friend in the Philippines who McGee believes owes him $7.
The bar is hiring, and a prizefighter is sent to Duffy’s Tavern by an employment agency to interview for a waiter’s job.
Jack decides to build a house in Palm Springs. Frank Nelson plays the construction supervisor, and guest star Frank Sinatra plays a carpenter. Dennis Day sings "Serenade Of The Bells".
The news item of the week is the recent snowstorm The Mighty Allen Art Players perform "The Missing Cat". When a society lady loses her pampered kitty, she calls for the extremely politically incorrect (in today's terms) Chinese detective, One Long Pan.
Molly bets McGee that he can't tell the truth for an entire hour.
Gildy's secretary calls in sick with a toothache, and sends her sister from New York in as a substitute.
The cast's trek to Yosemite National Park concludes, and Jack goes skiing.
In a sketch, Bob looks for the mayor of Woodland Hills. Guest Fred Astaire discusses his upcoming movie "Easter Parade", and he and Bob play struggling performers in another sketch.
Groucho interviews a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary, a housewife and an ambulance driver, and a newsboy and a city editor.
McGee has his handwriting analyzed, and is told he should become a doctor.
A replica of Rodin's "The Thinker" is ordered for the Founder's Day celebration, but instead "The Kiss" is delivered.
George and Liz both think helping out the local charity bazaar is a great idea, until each finds out that the other one volunteered to run a kissing booth.
George and Gracie perform their version of the 1940 film Gold Rush Maisie, called Gold Rush Gracie.
As they compete for the attentions of Mr. Boynton, Connie and Miss Enright both campaign to teach a business course.
In a show originating from Palm Springs, Jack tries to get Eddie Cantor to rent his house to Jack. Frank Nelson plays a waiter.
In a show performed at an Army ordinance supply base, Bob furnishes the soldiers with some eye candy in the persons of Dorothy Lamour, Paulette Goddard and Veronica Lake.
After tiring of trying to make their own ice cream, the McGees decide to go down to Kramer's drug store and wait for the ice cream delivery.
Connie and the gang try to get Mr. Conklin to call off classes during a heat wave.
The question of the day is about the recent drop in prices. Later, Fred meets Bert Lahr at a television rehearsal.
In a broadcast from New York to benefit the Heart Fund, Jack phones all over Harlem looking for Rochester, who's out on the town. Dennis Day sings "Dear Hearts and Gentle People".
After trying to impress a guest by agreeing with everything he says, Liz finds herself invited to speak to his civic group.
McGee see a magazine article showing how to make a lamp from a spittoon and resolves to make one, over Molly's objections.
Gildy's former girlfriend Adeline plans to opens a hat shop in her home next door to him.
Humphrey Bogart is the guest star; Frank Nelson plays Virgil, the sound effects man.